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PEOPLE & CONTACTS AT THE MIDS If you do not know the face, the quote will be dead give away These people can all be found on the Old Mids Facebook as well OLD MIDS RFC FACEBOOK Playing 2004/05 Coaches Mick Jones "What the @!&* does Salesy think he's doing?" Graham Crouch "My son is sort of the fat Nick Woodman" Paul Hodges - also Director of Rugby "Treat every minute on the pitch as if it's your last, because in some cases it might be." Club Captain Russell Jones "I don't understand the physics, but nothing passes through my synapses at all." 1st XV Captain Joe O'Keefe "Above all, results come if you stay calm and composed." 1st XV Vice-Captain Andrew Dean "I am actually the sensible one in the family..."
Mark Vollans (red) gives an inspired half-time talk, whilst Neil Bell (left) thinks about railway lines. Messrs Macaskill, Teiku, Garvey & Edwards are polite enough to pretend to be interested. On the right Fabio & Dan Porter haggle over the purchase of an ostrich egg. Half-time is unique at the Mids. A XV Captain Aaron Pennington "I don't know the meaning of once bitten, twice shy." A XV Vice-Captain Peter Cook "This is a stab in the back for the advancement of our youth policy." B XV Captain Neil Irving "What do you mean resignation is not permitted?" Physio Laura Butterworth "If I had a penny for every time I've treated Fabio, I'd have £28.46" Off The Field 2003/04 President John Starling "We're all doomed. Oh no, I was mistaken." Chairman Stewart Higgins "People keep asking me to do things." Secretary John Crate "All I need is your address, home phone, mobile number, email address, subs, match fee, availability, signature and kitchen sink, but next week..."
Treasurer Simon McInnes "I put the match fees on a novice chaser at Plumpton. Really."
Fixture Secretary Andy Hillburn "Training smacks of professionalism." Marketing Mark Dean "On a good day, I could make Tony Blair pay me to take a peerage." Ministers without Porfolio Dave Stanton "I am moving house at any time between the next ten minutes and 4th June 2098." Bruce Jupp "Is this really the forty ninth instance of a Jupp being on the committee?" Mini Rugby Gavin Cooper "Watch out for the very small mad one." Former Players Organiser John Starling "Having two positions does not mean I have to have two quotes."
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